So, why does it take soooooo long for a very simple approval to take place?
Is it because of the desire to not allow AdSense users to host advertisements on "bad pages" (e.g., porn or hate sites, or maybe sites that host only "stolen" content)?
Or is there some other deep seated, secret evaluation process by which the guardians of good and proper at AdSense use to evaluate requests to have an AdSense account for the purpose of publishing advertisements on our websites?
Right now, the evaluation and approval process is largely black-box to outsiders like me, so all I can do is ask random questions, like, "Why are you being such a tool, AdSense?".
If there was a hint of transparency in the evaluation process that maybe showed a few of the following items, then at least I could understand where I am in the black-hole of AdSense approval:
- How many times have I submitted for AdSense approval
- What was the reason for lack of approval each time, with specifics on exactly what was wrong with the request for approval
- Bad content
- Content that offends the palate
- Stolen content
- Just a darn shitty site, too bad to host paid advertising
- How many other folks are currently in the AdSense approval queue
- How many AdSense reviewers are currently working on the AdSense approval queue
- Or, how far behind is the AdSense approval robot in it's approval processing
- How many wanna-be AdSense hosting site authors are also writing blogs about the very crappy AdSense review and evaluation process
- Where (numerically or percentage-wise) does my AdSense approval request stand in the current approval queue
- In which part of the world does the reviewer reside (just a to satisfy my morbid curiosity)